SILLINESS IN SUNNYDALE

by - Jessie

TITLE	SILLINESS IN SUNYDALE
AUTHOR	Jessie
PARTS	1/1
DISCLAIMER	I don't own any characters or song lyrics, I just like to use them for my twisted purposes!
PAIRINGS	None, but if I decide to continue this there will be. Not sure what I'm going to do yet. Please bear with me and forgive me for not putting anypairings.
RATING	PG
SPOILERS	The Weight of The World
PLAYERS	Dawn/Glory/Ben (No. No Spike in this one..next one, I promise!) Summary: What if Glory and Ben sang instead of arguing?
DEDICATION	To Isabelle, who needs some silly fic, and Trish, who gave me the musical idea!

Dawn sat in the the spot where Glory had thrown her. She watched as Glory turned into Ben and vice versa over and over again. Each time, they whined and complained about the other. Dawn couldn't believe how self-absorbed they both were. She had thought up till now, that Ben was going to help her get away, but here he stood, bitching about his sister, instead of kocking himself unconscious as any good hero-who-shares-a-body-with-a-murderous-hellgod should. She watched as Ben began to twirl his hair vapidly and mockingly sing falsetto.

     "Look at me, my name's Glory,
     Fashion-conscious deity.
     My minions have dreds'
     And I like to suck heads.
     Of course, cuz I'm Glory!"

Dawn let out a loud giggle. Ben swiftly turned into Glory who didn't seem too pleased. She slapped Dawn across the face and said, " Shut up, you little twit!" Then she flexed her biceps and sang in a falsely masculine voice.

     "Look again, it's Dr. Ben,
     Intern, hero, mother-hen,
     I'll save your life,
     And make Buffy my wife,
     Of course, I'm Dr. Ben"

Dawn clutched her sides and laughed until tears poured down her face.She only wish Buffy and the Scoobies could be here to see this! Grease was one of Buffy's favorite musicals, so she could laugh and THEN kick Glory's ass. Dawn thought, ' I may die, but I'll never forget the sight of Ben twirling his hair and swishing his skirt!'

TBC...